We Can’t Wait To Not Try These New Pumpkin-Flavored Products

@jakestover

Okay, guys, here’s the deal. It’s still August and the internet is already turning up for pumpkin spice. Despite that we love our PSL (when it’s actually fall…) and are all for the festivities, we feel that it’s necessary to speak out. Feel free to quote us when we say it is too damn early to care about pumpkin-flavored anything. Even worse, the newest products push the pumpkin craze to the extreme and we are not for it.

Here are just a few items we can’t wait to not touch, taste or even remotely have in our possession:

1. Pumpkin Pie Kit Kats

Imagine one of these babies melting in your car.

A post shared by JunkBanter.com 🍫🍺💪🏼 (@junkbanter) on Aug 20, 2017 at 11:35am PDT

2. Werther’s Pumpkin Spice Caramels

Literally, no.

A post shared by 💀💜🎃 Mrs.Frankenstein 🎃 💜💀 (@your_haunted_fantasy) on Aug 19, 2017 at 7:53pm PDT

3. Milano Pumpkin Spice Cookies

Kill us now.

A post shared by Kenny (@kenny8948) on Jul 30, 2017 at 4:10pm PDT

4. Pumpkin Spice Life Cereal

Nothing better than fake pumpkin flavor in fiber form.

A post shared by JunkBanter.com 🍫🍺💪🏼 (@junkbanter) on Aug 12, 2017 at 7:03am PDT

5. Halo Top Pumpkin Pie Ice Cream

Who even knows what this will taste like?

A post shared by JunkBanter.com 🍫🍺💪🏼 (@junkbanter) on Aug 11, 2017 at 7:24am PDT

6. Dannon Light&Fit Pumpkin Pie Greek Yogurt

We wonder why it’s a dollar? 🤷‍♀️

A post shared by Jake Stover (@jakestover) on Jul 30, 2017 at 12:25pm PDT

We may be haters, but do you honestly blame us? Ask us how we feel on the first day of fall, though it’s not likely that we’ll be craving pumpkin-flavored cereal anytime soon.