29 Fortune Cookies That Totally Nail Life Advice

Fortune cookies are the perfect way to end a delicious Chinese food meal. Who doesn’t love cracking them open only to find a bit of wisdom? Sometimes fortunes are funny, sometimes they’re random, and other times they contain wise words. Below, 29 fortune cookies that totally nailed life advice.

1.

Had Chinese food last night and I have to share my fortune cookie finding. Words to live by and no coincidence for me ? #fortune #fortunecookie #lifequotes #lifegoals #chinesefood #wordsofwisdom #wordstoliveby #roadtrip #roadlife #wheellifeamerica

A post shared by Patrick (@wheellifeamerica) on Feb 28, 2017 at 9:46am PST

 

2.

“Don’t expect health, wealth, and prosperity. Expect comfort and hope during trouble, and expect strength during persecution.” E Welch — And expect His presence with you.⚓️ * * #strength #hope #comfort #hispresence #morethanjustwealth #prosperity #jesusismyeverything #hopeforhopeless #sad #struggling #anxious #worried #findinghope #drhcoaching #christianlifecoach #christiaincoach #moneycantbuyhappiness #fortunecookie #edwelch #ccef #wisdomcriesaloudinthestreets #faithencouragingfaith #wisdom

A post shared by Dawn Harkins (@drh_christianlifecoach) on Feb 28, 2017 at 10:04am PST

 

3.

#best #fortunecookie #ever #chinesefood #takeout #junkfood #fortune #cookie #cookies #chinese #food #sky #stars

A post shared by Mïkê §çhmídt (@mikeinexile) on Feb 28, 2017 at 4:16pm PST

 

4.

Fortunes are meant to be read with “…in bed” at the end

A post shared by Exley (@echoheadache) on Feb 28, 2017 at 9:20am PST

 

5.

Another fortune #fortunecookie

A post shared by ?DanaRose aka Rosie? (@danarose_91) on Feb 28, 2017 at 9:54am PST

 

6.

Fortune cookie’s message #fortunecookie #faith #fight

A post shared by mikeyzz (@meguerdichkay) on Feb 28, 2017 at 3:38pm PST

 

7.

Quote of the day. #fortunecookie #quote

A post shared by Rachel Rafferty (@raffertyrachel) on Feb 28, 2017 at 3:27pm PST

 

8.

I know for a fact that God and His angels root for me so I won’t give up. #fortunecookie #dontgiveup #mylife #neededthis #jesuslovesme #keepgoing #this

A post shared by ⓒⓗⓔⓝⓔⓨ ⓢⓤⓡⓘ (@veiledcuriosity) on Feb 28, 2017 at 10:50am PST

 

9.

Needed this #fortunecookie

A post shared by Brittany (@northern_rebel) on Feb 28, 2017 at 12:59pm PST

 

10.

#fortunecookie #fortitude ?

A post shared by Erin Florence (@erinflorence80) on Feb 28, 2017 at 3:41pm PST

 

11.

#truth #fortunecookie

A post shared by Tim Green (@timmiejoe27) on Feb 28, 2017 at 3:56pm PST

 

12.

Awww how sweet! And look at the #panda !!!! #fortunecookie #love

A post shared by Joseph Romanoff Aka JoJo ??? (@josephromanoffakajojo) on Feb 28, 2017 at 4:31pm PST

 

13.

Cuando no? #lifeofadventure #fortunecookie #pandaexpress

A post shared by Ana de la Cerda (@larans4) on Feb 28, 2017 at 4:51pm PST

 

14.

And I had to come to NYC for this…point taken!!…#duetdining #fortunecookie #goodadvice #goodtimes #nyc

A post shared by Marcy Rudershausen (@marcysmiles2) on Feb 28, 2017 at 8:27pm PST

 

15.

#fortunecookie #truth

A post shared by Alexandra Maria (@alexandramariamusic) on Feb 28, 2017 at 6:19pm PST

 

16.

#wordsofwisdom #fortunecookie love it!!

A post shared by Jennifer (@jenn04_harv13) on Mar 1, 2017 at 5:25am PST

 

17.

Kind of funny when your fortune cookie knows you are high energy & had a bad day #turnthatfrownupsidedown #enthusiasm #passiton #smile #wednesdaywisdom #wednesday #nofatebutwhatwemake #leadbyexample #passion #fortunecookie #chinesefood

A post shared by @felice731 on Mar 1, 2017 at 6:35am PST

 

18.

Forgot to open my #fortunecookie on Monday night. This one’s a keeper. #wisdom #fortune

A post shared by Luisa Cywinski (@luisat3) on Mar 1, 2017 at 6:08am PST

 

19.

The fortune that was in my cookie last night. #quotes #qotd #fortunecookie #notreallyafortunethough

A post shared by parvso (@parvso) on Mar 1, 2017 at 6:07am PST

 

20.

My #fortunecookie #luckyme? #my heart #mywords #myfuture #openmind #soulfullife #watchwhatisay #newpage #futurepossibilities??????❤️ #endless #yolo xo

A post shared by Goodbye Oven (@goodbyeoven) on Mar 1, 2017 at 3:11am PST

 

21.

So I found this fortune behind my entertainment center, and I gotta say, it hold a lot of truth to it. I’m waiting results to find out whether or not I have a neurodegenerative condition. If I do, it’s a death sentence fraught with horrors beyond belief, but I’m not afraid if that’s the results. #fortunecookie #fortune #wisdom #reflection #selfreflection

A post shared by Joe (@alpha_introvert_joe) on Feb 28, 2017 at 8:31pm PST

 

22.

#worst #fortune #ever #fortunecookie #chinesefood #nowimsad #thanksfornothing #uninspired #boo #waaah #motivation

A post shared by MiMi (@_____miiimiii_____) on Feb 28, 2017 at 7:58pm PST

 

23.

Take time to relax especially when you don’t have time for it .. I need to listen to this one #fortunecookie #chinesefood #emslife #relax

A post shared by Jean (@__peacelove_mermaid) on Feb 28, 2017 at 7:54pm PST

 

24.

When your fortune cookie gets it right. #chinesefood #fortune #fortunecookie #food #cookie #hardwork #truth

A post shared by Danielle (@dannie_cluney) on Feb 28, 2017 at 7:12pm PST

 

25.

Fortune cookies make me happy. #tuesdaytips #foodie #byui #winter2017 #fortunecookie #chinesefood

A post shared by ToriBBakes (@toribbakes) on Feb 28, 2017 at 6:46pm PST

 

26.

I think someone’s trying to tell me something. #fortunecookie #creativelife

A post shared by Alexander Rodriguez (@al3xr0dr1) on Feb 28, 2017 at 6:03pm PST

 

27.

Just because you’re #glutenfree doesn’t mean you can’t accept wisdom #fortunecookie #GFlifestyle #differentcultures

A post shared by ozwoloshyn (@ozwoloshyn) on Feb 28, 2017 at 5:36pm PST

 

28.

#pfchangs #fortunecookie dead on ?

A post shared by Robert Padron (@robpadron) on Feb 28, 2017 at 6:43pm PST

 

29.

#fortunecookie #shit #distant #lies

A post shared by Nefarious (@lemonhope4life) on Mar 1, 2017 at 8:03am PST